Post by leontrifera on Dec 27, 2012 19:51:21 GMT -6
Jack was a smooth stallion. A stallion of all tastes. So many young mares and stallions... They all deserved his immediate attention. If he didn't care for their needs, who would? Certainly not the excuses for lovers they already have! Celestia, no! Those are just plain pathetic. They say their significant other is happy, but they really aren't.
I mean, how can they be happy if they're literally throwing themselves at me? I'm not the bad guy! I'm just the stallion with a smooth tongue and the knowledge of what they want. They want a stallion who can take charge. They want one, who can sweep them off their hooves, and make them forget they even had them! Yet, they're stuck with these oafs who don't know what they're doing!
In fact, here comes one now...
"Maybe if you pleased her more, she wouldn't be suffering from "Frost"bite." He yipped, ducking under a thrown vase. "It's not nice to throw things! Didn't your mother teach you that? I know I taught her some things..." He barely missed a brick aimed for his head. "I get the picture. She would too, if you were up to scale..." Jack barely dodged a butcher knife, this time skating away across the ground.
Well, that went well. Very well. But, it was missing something! Perhaps something of the other flavor! He hadn't dated a stallion in awhile... Ooh! Should he go with a pegasus? Hm... Might be too many feathers... Another unicorn? Perhaps... Maybe not even a pony at all! Ooh, a zebra! How exotic! ...decisions, decisions...
But, his train of thought flew off the rails, stopping him in his tracks. There, across the street, walking by, was the best plot he had ever seen! But, that wasn't it! No. By any means, this was one of the most gorgeous mares he had ever seen! Most of these Canterlot types seemed to have their noses to the sky, and were fake through and through. But, she was magnificent!
She carried herself with confidence and pride, but didn't smother him with it. She had grace, but it didn't define her. She was definitely not one he'd simply sleep with. No, she deserved an entire night of magic. That, he would be sure of!
Now, how to go about it? He couldn't simply just skate up. No, he had to make it seem casual. Bumping into her would work. It would be on purpose, but he was a very good actor. Besides, when was the last night he simply went on a date? He couldn't even remember. Well, it was time to pamper himself tonight as well! His pockets were full, there was a beautiful mare, and the night was young! Life didn't get better!
He slipped into an alley behind her, and went around the building, ending up in front of her. He closed his eyes, exhaling. Jack stepped from around the corner, running right into the mare. He stumbled back a bit. "Oh my... I am terribly sorry! I am so clumsy... I have just gotten to town and I'm already running into ponies! Please accept my sincerest apologies, Madame." He bowed, before looking up to her with a smile.
